A Slightly Less Broke Guide to Money

A Slightly Less Broke Guide to Money

Money isn’t magic. It’s math, psychology, and a whole lot of “wait… why didn’t anyone teach me this sooner?” A Slightly Less Broke Guide to Money is the funniest, most brutally honest personal finance book you’ll ever read — designed for people who don’t want lectures, spreadsheets, or shame… just the truth (with jokes). If you’ve ever wondered where your paycheck evaporates, why your credit card balance grows like a weed, or how rich people stay rich without doing anything special — this book finally explains it all, in plain English and punchline logic. Inside, you’ll learn: ✔ How to build an emergency fund without eating instant noodles for a decade ✔ Credit cards: the rewards, the traps, and the “freeze it in a bowl of ice” method ✔ Rent vs. Buy — the debate no influencer has ever explained correctly ✔ Investing made stupid simple (index funds, compound interest, and how to sleep while your money works) ✔ Retirement accounts that make future-you rich without sacrificing present-you’s fun ✔ Side hustles that don’t destroy your weekends ✔ The psychology of spending — why your brain reacts to sale signs like a toddler on sugar ✔ Financial minimalism that makes you richer, calmer, and less owned by your stuff ✔ How to raise kids who don’t learn money from TikTok gurus with Lamborghinis You’ll laugh, you’ll cringe, you’ll rethink your entire order history — and most importantly, you’ll walk away with a system that actually works. This isn’t a get-rich-quick scheme. It’s a “stop being accidentally broke” guide. Small decisions → big results. And by the end, you won’t just be slightly less broke… you’ll be unstoppable. Perfect for: ✨ Young adults figuring out money for the first time ✨ Anyone tired of living paycheck-to-paycheck ✨ People who want financial freedom without financial misery Welcome to the first money book you’ll actually enjoy reading.