Come, Stains

Come, Stains

Meet Stains , an overly enthusiastic puppy who greets everyone he meets with unstoppable excitement. As Steve walks him through the neighborhood, Stains encounters bakers, joggers, bikers, and curious neighbors — each interaction more chaotic than the last. Steve tries to keep things under control by calling out: “Come, Stains!” Unfortunately, Stains never seems to listen. Written in playful limericks and styled like a classic children’s picture book , Come, Stains is a tongue-in-cheek adult parody that turns innocent rhymes into laugh-out-loud double entendre. As the encounters escalate, Stains leaves a trail of awkward reactions behind… This ridiculous parody is perfect for: Fans of adult humor picture books - Readers who love clever double entendre comedy - Funny gag gifts for friends - Dog lovers with a sense of humor - Anyone who enjoys parody children’s books for adults If you like silly limericks, mischievous dogs, and humor that’s just a little inappropriate , you’ll love watching Stains make his way through town. Just remember… Steve warned everyone. “Come, Stains!”