You Might Be a Senior Citizen If…: Volume 2: The LMS Edition—12 More Lighthearted Clues You’ve Qualified for Senior Citizenship

You Might Be a Senior Citizen If…: Volume 2: The LMS Edition—12 More Lighthearted Clues You’ve Qualified for Senior Citizenship

You didn’t plan on becoming a senior citizen. You just kept living long enough. You Might Be a Senior Citizen If… — Volume 2: The LMS Edition delivers twelve brand-new, laugh-out-loud clues that senior citizenship is no longer a suspicion — it’s confirmed. From your phone questioning your identity, to your car offering unsolicited advice, to friends politely enjoying the same story again, these short, punchy observations capture the everyday moments that quietly announce: Yep… you’ve earned it. Written as a quick-read, gift-book style collection — one clue per page — this volume is designed for easy browsing, sharing, and instant smiles. Large Print Edition — set in a comfortable, easy-to-read font for relaxed reading. Whether you’re buying for a friend, a spouse, a coworker, or yourself, this second volume brings a fresh set of clean, clever humor drawn from decades of life experience — and the kind of perspective only time can provide. Perfect for gift-giving, retirement celebrations, birthdays, or anyone who insists they’re not old — just experienced.