Cousins: Two Idiots, Ten Stories

Cousins: Two Idiots, Ten Stories

You don't choose your cousin and they don't choose you. So make the best of who you're stuck with. These two idiots survive questionable decisions, crazy situations, and somehow turn out alright. Bears, Tijuana, football games, and rafting trips all become what can nicely be termed 'learning experiences.' "In a moment like this inventory needs to be taken, so my point gets across: 1) My fat cousin is shirtless and barefoot. 2) He is yelling at two bears. 3) The one bear that I can see the face of, seems to be enjoying licking the hummus container that came from the garbage. 4) His wife, who is tiny, is trying to keep two massive dogs under control. 5) Those two dogs are becoming increasingly agitated by the two small dogs that follow my girlfriend everywhere. What is keeping two black bears away from all of us? One-inch-thick decorative glass framed with weather-beaten wood, and rusty hinges. By default, I am going to have to take charge. It’s either my cousin or myself making the decisions here, and do we want the barefoot fat guy making the decisions?" -excerpt This book will make you feel better about yourself. At least you're not as dumb as these guys. Lighthearted, full of terrible language, and a journey through the lives of two cousins that learned their bad habits from each other.