MindMint New Parent Gift for Couples - 50 Funny Affirmation Cards for Parenthood - Dark Humor Gifts for New Mom and Dad in Tin Box with Wooden Stand

MindMint New Parent Gift for Couples - 50 Funny Affirmation Cards for Parenthood - Dark Humor Gifts for New Mom and Dad in Tin Box with Wooden Stand

Because Laughter is the Best Tonic: Packed with sweary sarcasm, twisted wordplay, and enough dark humour to keep you sane, these 50 funny affirmation cards will keep you and your partner laughing through the chaos of parenting. Whether tossed into a baby shower gift box or handed over post-hospital dash, these brutally honest cards win the title of best new parent gift - because let’s be real, sanity-saving sarcasm beats another stack of burp cloths any day. More Bonding, Less Bickering: From sleepless nights to epic toddler tantrums, each card offers a brutally honest laugh about the trials of raising tiny humans. TThese daily affirmation cards are a great funny new parents gifts, giving first time parents a reason to grin, high-five and bond over the shared tribulations of parenting. Only the Highest Quality: Our witty affirmations are printed on thick, 350gsm card and come complete with in storage box and a pinewood display stand. The perfect funny parenting gifts or gifts for new parents after birth. Playfully Wry and Sarcastic Illustrations: Each wickedly funny and relatable affirmation is brought to life with a vivid, comically playful illustration. They’re a wry and ironic play on raising kids – so grab and card, remember you were a kid once and laugh amid the chaos! The Perfect New Parent Gift: Ideal as a funny new Dad gifts and funny gifts for mom, these motivational cards are the perfect gift for new parents. The cards come in a gift ready, tin display box, ideal for baby showers or as postpartum gifts. For the Mamas Who Need More Than a Onesie: Because not all gifts for new mom need to be soft pink and practical, these darkly hilarious affirmation cards deliver the kind of emotional rescue most new mom essentials forget - laughter, honesty, and a little permission to scream into a pillow. First Time Dad Approved: Perfectly twisted and totally relatable, these words of affirmation cards aren’t just for mom - they make excellent new parents gifts for couples, especially if you're shopping for a first time dad who needs a laugh between midnight meltdowns and spit-up surprise attacks. Congratulations! You’ve entered the warzone called parenting. Here’s a lifeline: 50 cards of dark humor and sarcasm to help you laugh (or cry) your way through the chaos. These aren't your average affirmations - they’re unapologetically honest gems like, “At least you kept them alive today” paired with ironically playful illustrations that capture the delightful struggle of modern parenthood. Printed on high-quality 350 gsm card stock, these affirmations of "you're-not-alone" resilience come in a sleek tin box, complete with a pinewood stand to proudly showcase your new mantra: “Wine is a fruit, and fruit is healthy.” Perfectly crafted to help new moms and dads bond over their shared descent into madness - or to give as a hilariously relatable first time dad gift. Because let’s face it: no one warned you parenting would be this messy. Survive, laugh, repeat.