TELEPORTING DUMMIES (TONTOS TELETRANSPORTANDO): A Bilingual Spanish Novella for Advanced and Expert Adults

TELEPORTING DUMMIES (TONTOS TELETRANSPORTANDO): A Bilingual Spanish Novella for Advanced and Expert Adults

DON'T YOU DESERVE TO SMILE WHILE YOU'RE LEARNING SPANISH? Aren't you sick of repetitive apps, soul-crushing flashcards, and books that read like they were written by an IBM mainframe? Why does learning Spanish have to feel like... homework? Finally: a book that merges entertainment with education in a way other Spanish books don't dare. TELEPORTING DUMMIES is a delightfully absurd comedy for ADVANCED and EXPERT-level adults that unlocks your brain's natural language-learning power. Using immersive reading, you'll acquire Spanish the same way you learned your first language — through context, not memorization. Meet Gus: not the sharpest tool in the shed. His friend Royal: even duller. But what he has is a stolen teleportation machine, a boatload of confidence, and a dream. To get rich. VERY rich. Fast. Unfortunately, the universe had other plans. Also there's a murder. Several if you count the chickens. "Five Stars... A brilliantly crafted, genuinely entertaining learning tool for anyone trying to learn a second language." - Alex Mercer, Reader's Favorite “This is the first book for A2/B1 adult Spanish learners that fully engaged me… I have never before been able to repeatedly reread Spanish texts without becoming bored.” - Mary F. (Learning Spanish Facebook Group) EVERY CHAPTER COMES FULLY LOADED WITH: Quick-reference vocabulary lists with English translations - Spanish text tailored to challenge yet not overwhelm you - A comprehension test to lock in your knowledge - Side-by-side Spanish/English translation to offer immediate support when needed - FREE DOWNLOADABLE AUDIO to nail your pronunciation and train your ear This edition features two versions of the same wild tale. The ADVANCED VERSION is packed with B2 level vocabulary and complex sentences for near-fluent learners. Meanwhile, our EXPERT VERSION is the ultimate challenge, with C2 level vocabulary and difficult grammar, requiring true mastery of the language. Sound too difficult (for now)? Volume 1 tells the same story in versions for Beginners and Intermediate-level learners! Find your PERFECT LEVEL with the guide below... ...and discover what Spanish learning should have been all along. PRAISE FOR THE KRUGER INSTITUTE "Five Stars... A brilliantly crafted, genuinely entertaining learning tool for anyone trying to learn a second language." - Alex Mercer, Readers Favorite "This is the first book for A2/B1 adult Spanish learners that fully engaged me... I have never before been able to repeatedly reread Spanish texts without becoming bored." - Mary F. (Learning Spanish Facebook Group) "I've purchased a variety of Spanish stories, lesson books, website programs.... And none of them come close." - Claudia C. (Retired and finally learning Spanish) "Listening to the audio while I read along is a game changer! My comprehension and pronunciation has improved dramatically." - Kevin R. (American expat in Ecuador) "The first text my high school students actually enjoy!" - Gary Depew (Spanish teacher for 16 years) The Kruger Institute represents a unique collaboration between Hollywood TV writers, language educators and expert translators. Born out of a shared frustration with the subpar storytelling often found in bilingual readers for language learners, our mission is clear: to elevate the quality of educational content.   We firmly believe that the most effective language learning occurs when it is both enjoyable and effortless. For us, language learning should never feel like a chore. As such, our commitment lies in crafting the most entertaining and engaging language learning content on the market.