NobleWorks - 1 Humorous Birthday XL Greeting Card w/Envelope 8.5 x 11 Inch - Funny Sympathy Old Lady With A Birthday Prayer Guide for the Senile -

NobleWorks - 1 Humorous Birthday XL Greeting Card w/Envelope 8.5 x 11 Inch - Funny Sympathy Old Lady With A Birthday Prayer Guide for the Senile -

INSIDE GREETING: "Another Birthday, Like It Or Not… Happy Birthday" COVER - Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. SIZE - Jumbo Birthday wishes would require a jumbo Greeting Card. Our extra large greeting cards can be described as giant, huge or oversized, but one thing’s for sure… they have a huge impact and leave long lasting, memorable impressions! USE: Funny stationery for writing Birthday wishes. Card's cover pages are printed on coated stock and have a gloss finish, while the cards interior pages are uncoated for a smooth and flawless writing surface for men and women. SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally). Like the Serenity Prayer, the Senility Prayer is a way for people to get through the day without losing their cool. This laugh-out-loud Jumbo Size birthday Card is perfect for your aging friends. Even if they are slowly losing their marbles and memories, the Senility Prayer is an excellent way for them to not lose their temper. Some memories and people are better off forgotten anyway, so embrace the growing senility. By giving this card, you can reassure your loved ones that it's okay to forget, especially on their birthday.