Bill The Vampire (The Tome of Bill)

Bill The Vampire (The Tome of Bill)

THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. HE'S NOT ONE OF THEM. My name’s Bill and I have no life, but not because I enjoy video games or D&D. I literally have no heartbeat thanks to the night I met Sally. She was too good to be true, a woman worth dying for. So, I did. Problem is, I didn’t stay dead. Now I’m a vampire, surrounded by undead freaks who are stronger and faster than me – not to mention better looking. It’s enough to give a guy a complex. Worse, their leader, a douche-canoe called Night Razor, hates my guts. It might be because he can’t control me, or maybe it’s because he’s a dick. Whatever the case, he’s given me just ninety days to prove I’m not an embarrassment to his coven. If I fail, my ass is toast. Too bad my friends are more interested in setting me on fire, while Sally’s using me as her personal stepstool in the vamp hierarchy. Things don’t look good. I may be a blood-sucking predator of the night, but I’m still at the bottom of the food chain. ---------- Bram Stoker meets The Big Bang Theory in book one of The Tome of Bill , the hilarious horror comedy series that will keep you laughing from dusk till dawn. If you’re a fan of Hunter Blain , Steve McHugh , Christopher Moore , or What We Do in the Shadows , this vampire comedy series will leave you thirsting for more. Grab your copy of Bill The Vampire now and prepare to die laughing. Content Warning : This book contains violence, gore, crude humor, and a buttload of swearing. This is the first volume in the Tome of Bill comedy / horror series - my attempt at bringing the vampire genre back from the dark brooding place it's been for the past several years. It's time to make the undead fun again. Welcome to the story of Bill Ryder, a wise-cracking, sharp-tongued geek who just can't take the supernatural world too seriously. It's action, adventure and lots of politically incorrect laughs. If you're a fan of Army of Darkness or Big Trouble in Little China then you're in the right place. Writing these books puts a huge smile on my face. I sincerely hope you have as much fun reading them. The Tome of Bill currently includes: Bill the Vampire (book 1) Scary Dead Things (book 2) The Mourning Woods (book 3) Holier Than Thou (book 4) Goddamned Freaky Monsters (book 5) Sunset Strip : A Tale From The Tome Of Bill The Tome of Bill Compendium (vol 1) - Books 1-4 of the series in one collection for those who wish to follow the adventure and save a few bucks in the process.