Confessions of a Cereal Mother

Confessions of a Cereal Mother

In this narrative you'll discover several mind-saving rules, which include: Don't throw your pregnancy test away before the full three minutes is up. Unless there is a rush on the grocery store pending a zombie-virus outbreak, never take your kids shopping. If your toddler is going to chew on a Band-Aid, hope it's one found inside the community swimming pools chlorinated pool and not one found in their locker room. Never throw up in a cookie sheet. Things can always get worse. You could discover your child playing with a used tampon applicator. It's not a whistle, sweetie. And most importantly, the moment one of your children is seriously ill, forget about everything else. You have the greatest honor in the world - being a Mom. "A realistic and humorous take on motherhood. Are you in my house???" Robin O'Bryant, author of Indie Best-seller, "Ketchup is a Vegetable and Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves." Rachel was born and raised in Idaho, a place secretly known for its supernatural creatures. When she's not in her writing lair, she's partying with her husband and four small children. Her love for storytelling began as a child when the moon first possessed the night. For when the lights went out, her imagination painted a whole new world. And what a scary world it was... Rachel currently live in Rhode island where the cemeteries are as cool as the forests. Used Book in Good Condition