Dragon and Chips Omnibus One: The complete first trilogy

Dragon and Chips Omnibus One: The complete first trilogy

Get the Dragon and Chips trilogy in a single, huge volume. Three novels in one! A creaky old robot shows up in a backward, medieval kingdom, promptly triggering all-out war. It's elves versus humans, humans versus dwarves, and pretty much everyone versus the goblins. At least there are no dragons to worry about, because they've been boned, filleted and barbecued to the brink of extinction. Hey, it's their own fault for being delicious. Throw in a wizard with pockets full of mysterious herbs, a volatile halfling with a hair-trigger temper and a barbarian who'd rather bed the nearest princess than wield his other mighty sword, and you have the makings of a crazed, epic trilogy. Can the robot survive this feudal insanity, or will he end up shared between the warring factions... literally? This single volume includes A Portion of Dragon and Chips, A Butt of Heads and A Pair of Nuts on the Thone. Get it now! Swearing: minorViolence: moderateSex: none/offscreen mentions Other works by Simon Haynes: The Hal Spacejock humorous science fiction series The Harriet Walsh light scifi series The Hal Junior middle grade scifi series The Dragon and Chips humorous fantasy series The Secret War space opera adventure series plus How to Write a Novel (advice from a full time author)